WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN (OR GENERALLY FREAKING OUT), THIS IS WHAT YOUR NAME SHOULD BE! MONTH YOU WERE BORN January - Fighting Mad February - Crazy March - P'Oed April - Crotchety May - Snappy June - Maniacal July - Steamed Up August - Raving September - Feisty October - Ferocious November - Disgruntled December - Huffy LAST # OF BIRTH YEAR 0